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| album: |
Drums and Wires |
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| year: |
1979 |
| written
by: |
Andy Partridge |
| length: |
3 minutes 23 seconds |
When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty
When you're near me I have difficulty respirating
When you're near me I have difficulty concentrating
When you're near me I have difficulty standing upright
When you're near me I have difficulty sleeping at night
I used to stand proud like a sphinx
In a noble, immovable state
Then your heart nailed me under a jinx
Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish
Just a spineless, wobbly jellyfish
And it's great, great, so great
I used to stand high like a pine
Just a piece of emotionless wood
When you put your body near mine
Now I'm feeling like a jellyfish
And it's good, good, so good
I used to be an iceman (iceman)
Living in iceman town
So I'm warning all you cool cool icemen
You'd better be prepared to be melted right down down
When you're near me I have difficulty
When you're near me I have difficulty
When you're near me I have difficulty
When you're near me I have difficulty
Sphinx
The Great Sphinx of Gisa (the most famous sphinx) is 66 feet tall
and 240 feet long. The sphinx of Greek legend asked a riddle of
all people it encountered, eating those who could not answer it.
"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning,
two legs at noon and three in the evening?" [ The
Unnatural Museum The Sphinx ]
Jinx
A jinx is a state or spell of bad luck, often alluding to the bad
luck being caused by witchcraft. The word "jinx" first
shows up around 1911. It's believe to be derrived from jynx wryneck.
(Wrynecks were/are used in witchcraft.)
Jellyfish
Jellyfish are invertabrates, which means they have no spine. They
also have no endo- or exo-skeleton and are over 90% water, which
means that they dry up to almost nothingness when they wash ashore.
[ Monterey
Bay Aquarium Jellyfish ]

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